The World Is My Oyster

Supper, Sunday June 18: oyster salad.

Only the leftmost two items didn't come from the garden.

Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!

Before oysters. Whaaangh whaaa.

After oysters. Queue music: "Tonight we're gonna party like its. . ."

We have to remember that for most of humanity's existence we have been routinely starving enough to eat whatever we could shove in our gobs that didn't kill us. If you want an example think Durian. That stuff is so nasty Andrew "Bizarre Foods" Zimmern couldn't choke it down. So hats off everyone, to the poor bastard who was hungry enough to try a little "rock snot." Thank you sir or madam for going down that road for us. Deeelicous. 

BTW. Why did the boy in the Wonder Twins always get the lame transformation. Seriously, they would be all:

(Both stand arms length apart facing each other.

Both fist bump to touch rings together.)

Both: "Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE!"

Girl: "Shape of a Bengal Tiger!"
Boy: "Form of a bucket of crap!"

Sure I understand that we have millennia of marginalizing women to make up for, but did it have to be every time? 

Sup with that?